OMFG SOMEONE STOP THESE GOD DAMN VOICES IN MY HEAD...
Taking off sunglasses
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
When the power goes off and you’re: →
funniest10k: In school… On the internet
I stepped on a lego....AND LIVED.
THESE SONG HIGHLIGHTS ALL THE YEARS I SPENT PUTTING UP WITH PEOPLE AND THEIR CONSTANT BS WHICH BY THE WAY IM QUIET DISEASED MEANING VERY SICK OF THE SHIT THEY ARE FEEDING ME ITS AT THE POINT I CANT HANDLE IT IM BRUSHING MY TEETH OF THIS FECAL MATTER SO MORE CAN I SAY BUT LETS GO AND BE ON TO THE NEXT ONE THE NEXT ONE BEING THE NEXT YEAR SEEING CLEAR WITHOUT FEAR ALL THAT MAY APPEAR WILL BE...
When someone stares at me while I'm eating: →
If it’s some stranger: If it’s my best friend: Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
tdeeszy: My exact reaction to this:
Texting Buddy Application
Name: Age: Sex: Location: Sexual orientation: Unlimited messaging?: When can I text you?: Texting speed?: Why do you want to text me?: Number?:
WHY DO MY FRIENDS HAVE TO BE SO FRICKEN PRETTY..
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